So a Cambridge-man and an Oxford-man were taking a leak in the men’s room. After peeing, the Cambridge-man walks straight out of the loo, but the Oxford-man washes his hands, wipes them dry and then leaves the room. Once outside, the Oxford-man remarks, “At Oxford, they teach us to wash our hands after peeing.”
“Is that so? Well at Cambridge, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
No moral here. Just a joke that I often remember when leaving the men’s room.
10 comments:
hee hee.. i got an sms once.. it read, " the poster inside the mens loo - population control is now in your hands' :-D
errmm..so what is taught at MCC then?? :P
@!!!!!!
to pee in the pond
:)
@Appu - hehe..i've seen a different version..it said, "The country's future is in your hands."
@Riaan - 3inone has answered ur question :-))
Reminded me of one I heard many years ago: you can identify the chemist in men's room , 'cause he washes his hands before peeing...
just dont pee upwards while lying down.
I remember the graffiti in my college...if u can pee above line 1, u r good, if u can pee above line 2, u r amazing, if u can pee above line 3, go join the fire brigade.
@mac
just don't pee lying down :-)
lol
Oxford-cambridge man jokes - always funny.
something about british accents talking about pee.
@Anon- He better wash his hands..else his manhood would be on fire :-D
@Mac - Peeing upwards while lying down..hmmm..interesting position. LOL!
@Sumo - In one of our loos at college, there was just the third line shooting above which qualified you for the fire brigade. But next to that, there was a lower line which said - SC/ST!!!
@3inone - that would be very hard on the matress or the floor dont u think??
@Me- This was the only Oxford man-Cambridge man one that I heard..but yes..quite a good one this!
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